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Tarot · Astrology · Clairvoyance · Comedy

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Greetings

You're exactly where you need to be.

Private readings by phone, video, or in person in Hillcrest, San Diego. Live show readings every week.

Fiona LaFey smiling in her candlelit reading room, in a black lacquered arched frame ringed with long thorns

Book a Private Reading

Pick your session, pick your time, and you're booked. Tarot and oracle cards, read just for you.

30 Minute Phone
$70
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30 Minute Video Call
$80
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30 Minute In Office
$90
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60 Minute Phone
$90
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60 Minute Video Call
$110
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60 Minute In Office
$120
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Must be 18 or older. All readings are for entertainment purposes only and are non-refundable.

On air

Get Read Live on the Show

Book your spot, then watch Fiona read you in front of the whole audience. Fast, funny, and a little too accurate.

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Live Show Mini
$16.16
Book Mini
Live Show Deluxe
$33.33
Book Deluxe

Live readings are fulfilled during a live show only and cannot be fulfilled outside of one.

Introducing

Foresight Rewards

A little thank-you for every reading.

Earn
1 point for every $1 you spend on readings
Unlock
$50 toward a reading for every 500 points
Use or save
Redeem right away or bank it for later
That's 10% back on every reading

Ask Fiona for your rewards card at your next reading.

Monthly membership

The Foresight Path

This isn't about predicting your future. It's about consciously creating it. Tarot for insight, astrology for timing, and journaling to turn both into action, across your mind, body, and spirit. Choose how often you want guidance.

Mind
Tarot, planning, and readings
Body
Astrology, self care, and activity
Spirit
Journaling, meditation, and fun
Amethyst Tier
Monthly Guidance
$111 per month

Guidance from Fiona once a month across mind, body, and spirit.

  • New Moon workshop each month
  • Monthly group Zoom with Fiona
  • Monthly meditation
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Sapphire Tier
Weekly Guidance
$222 per month

Guidance from Fiona every week across mind, body, and spirit.

Everything in Monthly, plus:

  • Weekly outlook astrology chart reading every Sunday evening
  • Journaling practice, meditation, and affirmations
  • Friday “Fiona After Dark Séance” Zoom call
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Diamond Tier
Daily Guidance
$444 per month

Guidance from Fiona every day across mind, body, and spirit.

Everything in Weekly, plus:

  • Voice and message support from Fiona
  • Sunday astrology call with your outlook for the week
  • One 30-minute phone tarot reading every week
  • Priority booking
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Billed monthly. [CANCELLATION AND REFUND TERMS]. Must be 18 or older. For entertainment purposes only. Self care and activity guidance is not medical advice, so check with your doctor before making changes.

Six-week intensive

The Alchemy of Becoming

Transform your relationship with yourself, your body, your spirituality, your career, and your relationships, and consciously become the person you're meant to be.

Week 1
Truth
Who am I, really?
Get honest about your values, your patterns, and the beliefs holding you back.
Week 2
Body
Come home to yourself.
Movement, nourishment, rest, and learning to live in your body instead of criticizing it.
Week 3
Spirit
Reconnect with your intuition.
Tarot, astrology, meditation, and ritual, so you can trust your own inner voice.
Week 4
Career
Build a life that supports you.
Purpose, goals, and direction, designed around the person you are becoming.
Week 5
Relationships
Change how you relate.
Boundaries, patterns, and choosing relationships that match your values.
Week 6
Becoming
Step into your next self.
Bring it all together and set the vision for who you are becoming.

Every week includes a lesson, a workbook, a meditation or ritual, a tarot or astrology practice, a challenge, and one real-world action.

$1,111 for all six weeks
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Next start date: March 2027. Must be 18 or older. This program is not medical, mental health, or financial advice.

Coming soon

More Magic on the Way

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Fiona LaFey, Live on Stage
Tarot, astrology, crowd work, and comedy in one live show. First dates: [SHOW DATES].
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Fey Foundry
Tarot cards and metaphysical supplies, chosen by Fiona.
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Fiona LaFey as the High Priestess, seated in a purple robe between two pillars beneath a full moon, in a silver arched frame ringed with long thorns

It's Good to See Me, Isn't It

Welcome Shes, Hes, Theys, and Thems

You're looking for answers. We all are. You're looking for a safe space and positive guidance that transcends the cliche. You're different, you always have been. And we are here to celebrate that.

I'm a clairvoyant with a deep connection to the metaphysical world. I primarily use tarot and oracle cards as my preferred method of divination. After receiving my gift as a child, then losing it (ugh, that's a story) it returned more powerfully during my HRT journey, allowing me to provide insightful readings by harnessing the divine feminine within.

I'm confident I can provide you with the guidance and answers you seek. Book me. It's the best decision you can make.

What Clients Are Saying

★★★★★
"Sooooo amazing and on point. She will be real and upfront with you so come ready for some truths with love. Go book her NOW."
Shellz · 30 Minute Video Call
★★★★★
"Love Fiona and her accuracy! I call her when I'm needing clarity or clarification and she's solid every time. She's empathetic, thorough, thoughtful, and accurate!"
Gloria · 60 Minute Phone Reading
★★★★★
"Fiona was absolutely the best! She made me feel incredibly comfortable throughout the entire reading."
Cin M. · 60 Minute In Office Reading
★★★★★
"Spot on! Highly recommended!"
Adam H. · 60 Minute Phone Reading
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Press and bookings

Book Fiona for Your Event

Tarot, astrology, crowd work, and comedy in one act. Available for parties, corporate events, venues, podcasts, and press.

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Questions, Answered

What is a tarot or oracle card reading?

Fiona uses tarot and oracle cards, along with her clairvoyant gifts, to offer insight and guidance about your life, relationships, career, or spiritual path.

How do I book a private reading?

Choose a session under Book a Private Reading. Each button opens Fiona's booking page, where you pick a time and pay.

What is a live show reading?

You book and pay ahead, and Fiona reads you during one of her live streams. Live readings can only be fulfilled during a live show.

Do I need to be in San Diego?

No. In-office readings are in Hillcrest, San Diego, but phone and video readings are open to clients anywhere.

Are readings refundable?

All readings are non-refundable. If something in your reading was unclear, contact Fiona and she will clarify it.

Is there an age requirement?

Yes. You must be 18 or older to book.

Are readings for entertainment purposes only?

Yes. All readings are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not book if your location does not permit these services.

Get in touch

Make a Connection

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Hillcrest, San Diego, CA
(619) 871-0110

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