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Private readings by phone, video, or in person in Hillcrest, San Diego. Live show readings every week.
Pick your session, pick your time, and you're booked. Tarot and oracle cards, read just for you.
Must be 18 or older. All readings are for entertainment purposes only and are non-refundable.
Book your spot, then watch Fiona read you in front of the whole audience. Fast, funny, and a little too accurate.
Live readings are fulfilled during a live show only and cannot be fulfilled outside of one.
A little thank-you for every reading.
Ask Fiona for your rewards card at your next reading.
This isn't about predicting your future. It's about consciously creating it. Tarot for insight, astrology for timing, and journaling to turn both into action, across your mind, body, and spirit. Choose how often you want guidance.
Guidance from Fiona once a month across mind, body, and spirit.
Guidance from Fiona every week across mind, body, and spirit.
Everything in Monthly, plus:
Guidance from Fiona every day across mind, body, and spirit.
Everything in Weekly, plus:
Billed monthly. [CANCELLATION AND REFUND TERMS]. Must be 18 or older. For entertainment purposes only. Self care and activity guidance is not medical advice, so check with your doctor before making changes.
Transform your relationship with yourself, your body, your spirituality, your career, and your relationships, and consciously become the person you're meant to be.
Every week includes a lesson, a workbook, a meditation or ritual, a tarot or astrology practice, a challenge, and one real-world action.
Next start date: March 2027. Must be 18 or older. This program is not medical, mental health, or financial advice.
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You're looking for answers. We all are. You're looking for a safe space and positive guidance that transcends the cliche. You're different, you always have been. And we are here to celebrate that.
I'm a clairvoyant with a deep connection to the metaphysical world. I primarily use tarot and oracle cards as my preferred method of divination. After receiving my gift as a child, then losing it (ugh, that's a story) it returned more powerfully during my HRT journey, allowing me to provide insightful readings by harnessing the divine feminine within.
I'm confident I can provide you with the guidance and answers you seek. Book me. It's the best decision you can make.
"Sooooo amazing and on point. She will be real and upfront with you so come ready for some truths with love. Go book her NOW."
"Love Fiona and her accuracy! I call her when I'm needing clarity or clarification and she's solid every time. She's empathetic, thorough, thoughtful, and accurate!"
"Fiona was absolutely the best! She made me feel incredibly comfortable throughout the entire reading."
"Spot on! Highly recommended!"
Tarot, astrology, crowd work, and comedy in one act. Available for parties, corporate events, venues, podcasts, and press.
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Fiona uses tarot and oracle cards, along with her clairvoyant gifts, to offer insight and guidance about your life, relationships, career, or spiritual path.
Choose a session under Book a Private Reading. Each button opens Fiona's booking page, where you pick a time and pay.
You book and pay ahead, and Fiona reads you during one of her live streams. Live readings can only be fulfilled during a live show.
No. In-office readings are in Hillcrest, San Diego, but phone and video readings are open to clients anywhere.
All readings are non-refundable. If something in your reading was unclear, contact Fiona and she will clarify it.
Yes. You must be 18 or older to book.
Yes. All readings are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not book if your location does not permit these services.
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